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Dolphin Kick is when you are hooking up with a chick for one of the first few times and you try to put it in her ass, and she tenses up and squirms to dodge to insertion.
Kelly dolphin kicked when I tried to put it in her ass.
I got $5 bucks on it, she dolphin kicks before you can get it in.
I got $5 bucks on it, she dolphin kicks before you can get it in.
by Rickert February 26, 2006
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018