when someone gets humiliated, embarrassed, beaten up, shown up, loses at something, etc.
haha i win, you got dolphed
did you see that fight, he got so dolphed
"he didn't just get dolphed did he?" "yep." "poor guy"
by dolphus Raymond December 20, 2009
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The act of slapping a female across the face repeatedly with a penis.
After oral sex, Billy began dolphing his bitch until her face was red.
by Orange Donkey May 12, 2006
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Basically golfing, but on Dolphin back. You play in the middle of the ocean with small platforms set up along a path, the first containing a ball on a tee, the last the hole. You play by holding on to the dolphin's fin with your non-dominant hand, with your club of choice in the other. When the dolphin jumps out of the water, you swing the club and try to hit the ball to the next platform or further(this is easiest at the ark of the jump. Other than that it is similar to golfing.
Hey man, you wanna golfing down at the country club? No way, lets go Dolphing instead.
by MakeDolphinganofficialsport January 23, 2012
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Setting someone's desktop background as a undesirable image.
I'm gonna dolph Keith because he left his PC unlocked.
by Shatly Duggans October 04, 2005
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Bobbi: Hey Shell, you ever been Dolphing?
Shell: what kind of drugs are you on?
Bobbi: the dolphing kind.
by SexualSeduction November 04, 2010
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the dolph is the umbrella that a series of jokes, created by malcolm j. heaggans and randall e. hayes, falls under. the dolph serves as a stalwart of the friendship and is often used as a reminder of orgin.

Examples Include:
shewee, goiter, dolphin teeth, HOW ELSE HE SUPPOSED TO MAKE HIS MONEY, HA HA I SEE YOU HOMIE, Sam Hurd Sketchy, Young Jeezy on Saint's Row, and many others.
I just got rihanna's number!

bullshit bro, put it on THE DOLPH!
ON THE DOLPH!
by Champ Heaggans April 15, 2018
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