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A woman named Dolores has chestnut brown hair, and hazel/green eyes. She is beautiful in everyway, and draws you in with her adorkable personality. The greatest woman you will ever know, and it's a true shame if you do not have a person like her in your life. She can't be defined by hobbies, and skills, because the way about her is undefinable, because no collection of words in the English language could ever do her justice.
by Huck Finn February 12, 2016
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Dolores is a natural beauty with hazel eyes. Looks great with read lipstick. Shes spiritual and has a lot of faith. She can get on your nerves sometimes but it gets funny after a while. She has a great figure without even trying. She’s weird but you love it. Dolores would go out of her way for you and is very loyal. She has so much love to give and laughter to spread. An amazing girl inside and out.
by PrettyBoyBeef January 16, 2019
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A women that every man yearns for, not caring they're in the friend zone, they want her 100%, she can't be tamed.
I know a girl named Dolores, her beauty it's unique. I want her on lockdown but as much as I want her, I can't handle her.
by Boujee Banshee September 22, 2018
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generally gifted their name by ancestors. This is not say this is girl is anything but amazing. she is a girl with mad snowboard/wakeboard skillz. always up for a good time, as long as she up ends where she ought to at the end of the night. all the boys wish they could have her but she is eternally unavailable. loves to eat candy found in the bathroom.
by she who knows all February 04, 2010