A motherfucking idiot who dresses in all pink and makes students write with quills that cut into their hands. If you like this character, seek mental help.

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.

A fictional charecter from the Harry Potter series. She ecountered Harry Potter while teacher Defense Against The Dark Arts in year 5. She is hated by 99.5% of Harry Potter fans, due to her being an unfair teacher who punished you for no reason. She has a large ego. While the other evil characters own their wickedness, she tries to pretend she's one of the good guys.