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A poorly drawn Donald Duck who speaks in a broken English. He is a homicidal, bisexual, depraved necrophiliac and sociopath. He is also oddly polite, frequently saying "pls" as he rapes and murders his friends and family. He is always smiling because he does what he loves for a living. He is feared and loathed by all except for the Brolans, his loyal followers. He is classified as a "meme".
...and in other news, another semen-filled headless corpse was found today. On a wall near the crime scene were the words "gooby pls" written in blood. Police have put out a warrant for the arrest of Dolan.
by Rabid Hamster Gun August 06, 2012
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A Dolan is a family from New Jersey with my queen named Cameron and two hot younger boys named Ethan and Grayson who are smoking hot. The parents are the genius' of the family for making those amazing kids
That Dolan kid is the hottest person I have ever known
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A very cute person who just happens to have a twin

Grayson and Ethan Dolan

(All you Dolan Twin fans your welcome
by Dolan twins lover November 06, 2017
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Parody of Donald Duck, includes his friends like Bogs, Gooby, and Daffy. Words are usually mispelled in his comics.
Accualy Dolan.
by d4rkr4in May 20, 2012
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An exaggerated way of saying "dolla", as in dollar.
I ended up spending quite a few dolans last night.
by onamindbender January 22, 2021
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A nickname given to an employee (usually tall and lanky) who lives for nothing other than working hard and eating chicken nuggets.
Why do you start work two hours before the rest of the team ? You’re an absolute Dolan”
by Psychic Bear April 22, 2020
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