Verb. To engage in sexual intercourse with someone or thing.
I walked in on him doisting a freshmen on the counter.
by shamuel December 14, 2009
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when something or someone gets really messed up

drunk

intoxicated

injured
I doisted my car last night when I ran into the pole.

I was really doisted after drinking a case of beer.

I really doisted my shoulder when I fell.
by tralfazdog October 25, 2009
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not being able to perform the simplest of tasks.
you can fuckin doist, i know you'll doist.
by disser March 10, 2008
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A Student or Master of Bruce Lee's martial art Jeet Kune Do.
Eric Paulson (pro MMA fighter & instructor) is a Jeet Kune Doist.
by Brad O'Lee January 21, 2009
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Someone who tries to learn BRUCE LEE's art of JEET KUNE DO via DVDs or books rather than from a certified JKD instructor.
Brad is the best Cheat Kune Doist I have ever seen. He might even be able to defeat an actual Jeet Kune Doist!

He's Bad, he's Rad -- he's BRAD!!!
by Brad O'Lee January 21, 2009
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