Top definition
A Doink is an overstuffed joint typically enjoyed in Amish. They are rather large.
by AmishBoi1776 September 28, 2017
Get the Doink neck gaiter and mug.
Jun 25 Word of the Day
When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
Get the Main Character Syndrome neck gaiter and mug.
4
Adjective - used to describe somebody who is acting in a comically idiotic manner.
Billy looked like such a fucking doink when he smacked his head on that shelf before.
by BTMNKY January 12, 2004
Get a doink mug for your mom Sarah.
6
Whenever an American football Bounces off anything in a unexpected or unintended manner
The kick doinked off the goalpost
by Planks January 07, 2019
Get the Doink neck gaiter and mug.