Urban Dictionary: Doink

A Doink is an overstuffed joint typically enjoyed in Amish. They are rather large.

We out here smoking big Doinks in Amish

by AmishBoi1776 September 28, 2017

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Fat Doink is the equivalent to a blunt or weed

I smoked a fat doink last night bro.

by doinkbreh August 20, 2017

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Smoking big ol doinks in amish

by tuckahoe in bed September 10, 2017

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Sexual Intercourse.

the less aggressive word of FUCK.

"Did you doink her yet?"

by LEc2 May 14, 2003

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Whenever an American football Bounces off anything in a unexpected or unintended manner

The kick doinked off the goalpost

by Planks January 07, 2019

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The sound effect of a turd hitting the water in the toilet.

The turd went "doink" as it fell into the toilet.

by Megannha November 02, 2017

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Sound effect of a penis enlarging.

Ronnel always doinks in class.

by Marvin_Jizzum July 30, 2010

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