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Petal: Hey Chris, where is that photo of Digger in a pink diamonte studded dog collar?
Chris: Uhh..um... I'll DEFINITELY bring it in tomorrow.
2 months later...
Petal: No photo? Shock. He's doing a Metcalf!
Chris: Uhh..um... I'll DEFINITELY bring it in tomorrow.
2 months later...
Petal: No photo? Shock. He's doing a Metcalf!
by Put the petal to the metal October 12, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018