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Angry, hateful creature fuelled by pure rage. Powerful and angry, perhaps it's only weakness is an unusual fondness for Asian women.
Jesus man, put the sledgehammer down! There's no need to be so Dogwood about it!
by Allen Park October 10, 2005
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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The most basic is more accurate: Dog Boner.

Looks like that mutt likes you. He's throwin' some serious "Dogwood"! I bet a cat couldn't scratch that pinky down.
by SuperDave April 03, 2006
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If you've ever had the opportunity to stand downwind of a blooming Dog Wood tree then you already know that they reek of Semen worse than a pair of Janet Reno's undies. Either that or a bag of Funions.
I busted a Dog Wood all up in that bitches face. And that's before she even touched it! Gee Tommy, she must really think I'm a fagabeefy.
by John Robinson October 11, 2004
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the main thoroughfare in seaville, new jersey's 'sea grove' campground. supposedly home to 'french smutties,' which, yet to be seen by anyone, may be a figment of meyers' imagination.
q: where the fuck we rollin to?

a: dogwood 9.
by jsnyd September 27, 2005
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the main thoroughfare in seaville, new jersey's SEA GROVE CAMPGROUND in which mass parties have been hosted as of late.

also the site of a short but dangerous brawl in which a young squadron can hang their hats on.
'there's some bangin french bitches in dogwood 1.'
'let's see them.'
by jsnyd October 04, 2005
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a Dogwood is someone who is your dog (aka homie) and a wood (prison gang member aka Aryan Brotherhood).
Person 1 :What's up dogwood?
Person 2: Oh nothin much, w'boutchu wood?
by CocaineAddict420 April 26, 2021
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