"Matt, humanity is missing out of a great opportunity. Why don't we call Veterinarians...... Dogtors. I'm a genius"-Halle

A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"

Poor Sabrina's chuckin' hairballs. Looks like we'll have to take her to the dogtor.

Had to take Fido to the dogtor today, I lied and told him we were going to the park.

I'm taking my puppy to the dogtor to get fixed