"i don't like chihuahuas. they are soo loud and i can't stand them"

"Ooo you are such a dogist."

Dogist: Don’t shame the dog for licking her vagina

Person: I wasn’t aware you were a dogist

Mary: I want to go to Barbados, but I'm not sure what to do with my beloved dog, Molly.

John: You could put her in a kennel...

Mary: No way! Those things are filthy and Molly would be irreparably scarred, mentally and possibly physically!

John: Well then, sounds like you have a serious dogistics problem.

declan is such a dogist, he doesn’t want me to date my dog!