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Walking a woman’s dog during the daytime in the vain hope that she’ll start to think of you as a potential sexual partner, even though she already has one.

(Who is the bitch?? YOU’re the bitch)
“I’ve been doggying Vanessa for three weeks and I think she’s about to notice me as a man and invite me in for a drink.”
by Butt-licker Amy September 18, 2020
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May 24 Word of the Day
The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.
by shrimphead February 28, 2009
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