When fucking a girl in the ass, push all the way in and hold the edges of the condom around her anus. Then quickly pull out, which may cause shit to come out as well, which gets caught in the inside-out condom. Also known as the pooper-scooper.

Getting tea bagged by a dog.

a sexual act involving multiple partners; two consenting adults (at least one must be male) and a canine( any breed, your choice). Male partner perfoms doggy-style intercourse (your choice, no judgement) while the canine licks the scrotum sack. Peanut butter or another inducement may be applied to the scrotum to enhnace the canine's participation/pleasure. *CAUTION* the use of canned meat products is not recommended.

Giving it doggy style to a girl (already awsome) while shes under the table and your eating a nice sub or sandwich right on the table the girl is under.

wen sum person is all in ur face, and later u chop der dog into peeces wid a chainsaww and put it in a dog bag aand wip it at teh hater. wile dy r all liek aaaaah u chop dem in haff using teh saem chainsaww.

Taking a fresh, hot, steamy dump in someone’s backpack.

It's when the girl you just hooked up with takes a shit in your clogged toilet, is too embarrassed to tell you, so scoops it out and takes it home in her purse.