by ABadbooty1 December 14, 2016
by Thewagonbackedbandit August 03, 2020
The opposite of catfish. When a person is lead to believe a false identity, but in reality they get more than what they had bargained for.
Did you hear how Dave got dogbirded?! The 5 he thought he was talking to turned out to be a 10! WAAAYY out of his league!
or
Mark finally got to meet the girl he had been talking to online. Turns out she was a celebrity looking for an honest and loyal man.
or
Mark finally got to meet the girl he had been talking to online. Turns out she was a celebrity looking for an honest and loyal man.
by flamingle July 16, 2016
"Cindy this guy keeps liking all of my insta pics and he's so gross."
"Post this totally nast pic of ashley from when she got smashed and broke a heel and tag it as yourself."
"You mean dogbird him?"
"I mean dogbird him."
"Post this totally nast pic of ashley from when she got smashed and broke a heel and tag it as yourself."
"You mean dogbird him?"
"I mean dogbird him."
by Pinkmatter April 18, 2016
Wow, she’s such a dogbird! I didn’t think she’d be that attractive when I saw her Instagram but she’s super cute in person!
by Jake Milk May 29, 2021
The opposite of a catfish someone who looks ugly every day but is actually really hot when they wear clothes that fit
by Ayeeeisme March 28, 2020
A sex postion where the woman slurps the man's sperm and then spits it back in the man's mouth
Can also mean a woman putting an egg in her vagina and shitting it into a man's mouth
Can also mean a woman putting an egg in her vagina and shitting it into a man's mouth
by dicelle March 13, 2021