Someone who is completely and utterly incapacitated by the cuteness of pups, woofers, and dogs alike.

The kind of person who makes up an urban dictionary entry for the sake of a tinder profile... all in the name of dogs of course..

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

It's pretty self-explanatory

a stupid idiot who is too dumb to see that cats are better