A popular college drinking game that is similar to "Edward 40 Hands", only the difference is that instead of fourties, you hold two bottles of MD 20/20 aka "Mad Dog". The rules of the game are that you always have a bottle in each hand (With the option of duct taping them to your hand so nobody backs out), and you HAVE to finish both bottles.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Obnoxious bulge in the male pelvic region. The male equivalent of a "camel toe"

to jerk off with your thumb toward the base of your penis

A dogpaw is a mans penis that is covered in thick hair all the way up to the head of the penis.

When a dog stands in shit which results in them gaining a dog paw.