When you go in to pet a dog and some one steps in the way to pet the dog in front of you.
“ Ayo I wanted to pet my dog but you dog blocked me”
by Veronica7483892937474 February 28, 2021
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Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting laid by lying between you and her in bed. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and your penis, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Sucked. I was a victim of dog blocking."
by rufusclay November 07, 2013
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Ignoring the clear fact that a conflict is bigger than any one man, denying another his rightful and delicious hot dog through physical force or clever, conniving trickery. A truly dastardly act.
In a feud over a "fives" call, deciding who will win the most comfortable and convenient seat at a Supebowl party, one contestant encourages a grillmaster to deny his foe a hot dog: one variation of the dog-block.
by Michael R. Davis February 04, 2008
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When your dog gets in the way of a session with the Mrs.
The other night things were heating up and we got dog blocked by that damn mutt.
by fun&games August 07, 2019
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