The van you drive that belongs to your mom because you can't afford your own car.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A once popular minivan, this minivan is now diminishing and dying due to Chrysler replacing it with the Chrysler Voyagers (CHRYSLER WAS ONCE A LUXURY BRAND). This was the offical car of Karen, her little shits, and fucking crumbs and stains everywhere. The discontinuation of this minivan now leaves Dodge as a performance brand now.