“Is anyone a doctor?”
“I am!”
“Ha, nerd”

Why get in trouble with cops and criminals when you can get your fix legally from a doctor?

"Alright here's some pills to help with the infection."
"Thanks. How much?"
"1,000$"
"Fuck. Doctors basically you kill ills with pills, and then kill me with bills?"
"Yep,"

you need a doctor to give you a bunch of different and pray that one works.

doctor sucks

Marvin: ai am sick
Doctor: ai can kill ur ills
Marvin gweat
Doctor: *kills his ills with pills*
Marvin: tank u doktor
Doctor: here awr da bills
Marvin: *Fucking dies*
Doctor: I kills with Bills

"Doctor I have a headache"
"Oh, take off your bra let's see what's the matter."