The act of hitting oneself in the head, with objects similar to a lamp or a bottle of Skele-Gro, while saying to themself "Bad (insert name here)!" over and over agian.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.