If there was ever a definition of awesome - this is it.
Dmitry can plant a tree and solve world hunger. At the same time.
by shizzle nizzle fo fizzle February 04, 2010
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Awsome mozerfucker, that drinks a lot of alcohol and smokes a lot of weed.
Shit! He's even better than Dmitry!
by Coocoococoo November 01, 2011
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a motha fuckaho dont know shit
here comes that dmitri bob
by pretty_bunny February 10, 2017
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1. a hallucinogenic drug (also known as Dimethyltryptamine), found in a wide variety of plants, cats, and the pineal gland and spine of humans.
2. a portal.
1. Did you bring Dmitri?
2. I need to go to Dmitri.
by Louis Wain II March 09, 2009
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A Canadian university student who has immigrated from Belarus (aka. Russia). Typically found drunk singing the Russian national anthem at local bars/pubs/family restaurants.
That guy is drunk on four beers - he's so obviously dmitri...
by Testicleez July 26, 2006
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Sexy blonde Russian male that seems fine and dandy until you realize that he occasionally cross dresses. Usually a giant man whore that admits he's gay and taken. When you try to screw him, his giant ass Russian boyfriend kicks your ass.
Boy 1: Did you see Dmitri last night?

Boy 2: Oh yeah, that gay ass Russian guy I thought was a girl?

Boy 1: No way, man.
by VeckAero February 26, 2012
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Dmitri is that guy who plays outdated games and tells really bad jokes. He generally thinks he is hysterical but in reality, people think he is a dumbass. However, he is Russian and generally is good at academics which annoys people as they want more reasons to hate him.
Dmitri is an annoying fuck
by Peter Snider May 19, 2021
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