May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The act of touching a man's penis with your penis, if a foreskin is involved in the matter, it is know as docking. please see the "2003 References for Gay Sex" by Alan Richard for more.
by Beekmaster21 June 25, 2019
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The act of wrapping a rubber band around the center of the shaft, creating two linked dicks, akin to a sausage link.
by Yessirmessir February 26, 2016
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A cool and geeky abbreviation of "Download Link", originated from a seriously bad typo that sounded cool.
by Llionv January 27, 2011
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A Taiwanese internet provider which is known for being ultra slow and cheap. It has a antenna for no reason may just kick you in your ass? And they force you to pay 20 pounds for 10-20mbps, or even under 10mbps which is total bullshit. IMO i would file a complaint.
by OIivers September 04, 2020