Wife: Shit I gotta give up this baby...
Husband: NO!
Wife: YES THE BABY MUST GO!
Husband: I WANT A DIVORTION!
Husband: NO!
Wife: YES THE BABY MUST GO!
Husband: I WANT A DIVORTION!
by Squigly Cow November 02, 2010
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
by Soulless29 June 18, 2018
Karen opted for a divortion instead of a divorce. She wasn’t about to pay that cheating scum bag a penny of alimony.
by Ms Jen April 04, 2020
by that satanic cult bastard!!!!!! December 14, 2004
When your parents get a divorce and an abortion
When you’re pregnant and married and don’t want either
When you’re pregnant and married and don’t want either
by bearXinsanity December 15, 2017
Simply the addition of Divorce and Abortion. For easily pronounciation, anyway both of them are sin.
by Kendra Dalandan November 30, 2016
Jun 4 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

