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When a couple gets divorced because the female had a abortion.
Wife: Shit I gotta give up this baby...
Husband: NO!
Wife: YES THE BABY MUST GO!
Husband: I WANT A DIVORTION!
by Squigly Cow November 02, 2010
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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When you kill the marriage instead of just leaving
Did you hear the Smith's had a huge divortion it was really messy!
by Soulless29 June 18, 2018
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When a husband or wife kill their spouse.
Karen opted for a divortion instead of a divorce. She wasn’t about to pay that cheating scum bag a penny of alimony.
by Ms Jen April 04, 2020
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When your parents get a divorce and an abortion

When you’re pregnant and married and don’t want either
Ah man, I’m really depressed. My parents just got a divortion.
by bearXinsanity December 15, 2017
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Simply the addition of Divorce and Abortion. For easily pronounciation, anyway both of them are sin.
Lets debate about divortion. So what can you say?
by Kendra Dalandan November 30, 2016
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