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The Greatest footballer alive and has a huge cock.
Damn I love Divock
by PrimeOxlade May 28, 2019
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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A person whom spends most of their lives doing not a lot but has a tendency to show spectacular results when they're most desperately needed.
- "is it true that Gary is getting fired next week seeing as he's done absolutely fuck all in the time he's been here?"

- "I doubt it, last week he pulled off a Divock and doubled our sales"

"corner taken quickly - ORIGIIIIIIII!!!!!!!"
by MonsieurTrollio November 04, 2019
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