A person who's personality is too pretend they have a dick that is twice the size of what it really is, and to e-rage over a game called Runescape, whilst stalking it's players who apparently live nearby.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.