An obscene force (in Shih Tzu form) which upon looking directly at will cause permanent head trauma, and quite possibly death and has powers beyond human comprehension.
by The Dark Master Dito Himself January 04, 2009
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Normally the best friend of a guy that may like you or of a guy who wants to know everything that you do. Ditos have eyes on the back of their HEADS so WATCH OUT!! They tell the guy EVERYTHING that you do and then some.
Edgar: OMG Stan did you know that Kaitlyn smoked?
Riley: No way!!!!
Edgar: Yea SO TRUE
Ian: Edgar you are such a DITO!!! Kaitlyn hates smoking!! You liar!
Riley: No way!!!!
Edgar: Yea SO TRUE
Ian: Edgar you are such a DITO!!! Kaitlyn hates smoking!! You liar!
by LunaLovely April 12, 2008
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Jabbing someone in the kidney or lower ribs (ribs 6, 7 and 8) with the fingers of one hand extended to form the shape of a creditcard.
by Andrew Brownlee July 16, 2004
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dito däckade under bordet på nyårsafton.
by ap January 16, 2003
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living life to the fullest, and not knowing where you're gonna end up, but just having fun in the moment. anytime something goes wrong, you just say "DITO" to remove your worries. DITO means the things in life happen for a reason.
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by yournightmare_ July 27, 2021
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by LaLizz22 June 26, 2019
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