What Michael Bolton did to The Lonely Island was almost as bad as being the recipient of a dirty ditka.
by udicon December 17, 2011
An alcoholic beverage named after the mustachioed former Chicago Bears coach. The drink is consumed like this: the bartender squeezes bourbon out of a greasy bratwurst bun into a shot glass, then headbutts you in the nose. You lean forward, letting some blood drip into the shot glass, then slam the shot and yell, "DITKA," in your best Chicago accent. Only recommended once per evening or tailgate.
I'm unemployed, my mortgage is past due, Obama is still president, and the shitty Bears just blew it again. Hey Norm, serve me up a fuckin' 'Dripping Ditka', will ya!
by b-dob November 30, 2009
by Highlander King November 17, 2009
To Ditka-off: To waste an entire NFL draft in the act of trading up, i.e. Mike Ditka trading up for Ricky Williams in 1999, moving from #12 to #5 and giving up the entire draft (and a 1st and 3rd rounder the following year).
"Man, the Texans have already Ditka'd off their draft to get Matt Schaub."
"The Lions are going to try to get some team to Ditka-off their draft for Calvin Johnson."
"The Lions are going to try to get some team to Ditka-off their draft for Calvin Johnson."
by RyanFuller003 April 5, 2007
A very, very masculine looking lesbian, usually with a short haircut and either very fat or very muscular. The opposite of a Lipstick Lesbian
by IanChristian October 30, 2008
by Fiendish end November 2, 2023
Eating a Ditka is a term used to tell someone to Shut the Hell up, or more universally to Get On Your Level (GOML). Also used when one-upping someone in competition. The term carries weight for two reasons. 1.) The resemblance to the word Dick, and 2.) How intense Mike Ditka is in real life.
Person 1: Jim Carrey was totally in Anchorman
Person 2: *looks it up and notices he is wrong* No he wasn't, it was Steve Carell. EAT A DITKA
Person 2: *looks it up and notices he is wrong* No he wasn't, it was Steve Carell. EAT A DITKA
by ImpairedRay January 21, 2012