Urban Dictionary: Ditch Bitch

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Essentially, a crack whore who's covered in mud from the ditch that a trucker pushed her into, after she finished giving him a blowjob.

Phil: "Hey, was that Tessie?"
Chris: "You mean the girl who's covered in mud, with cum on her face? Yeah, that's Tessie."
Phil: "Wow, what a ditch bitch!"

by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

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ditch bitch

a girl(or guy) who repeatedly breaks dates with no excuse or reason. one who "ditches" you more than once..

she said we were supposed to have wings tonight but she didn't show, that lousy ditch bitch

by 69 war machine October 22, 2008

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ditch bitch

adj: someone who constantly is bailing out on you w/ or w/o a "reason".

Me: Are you pumped for the opening premiere of Fear Farm!?

Jonny: Actually, I made plans with Cole to do "something".

Me: But we've planned this for weeks

Jonny: Sorry bro.

Me: (faintly whispers) ditch bitch

by .....anonymous...... October 08, 2011