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A term coined by a single man who has become increasingly desperate by his single marital status, who then decreases his standards and doesn't care who the girl is or what she looks like. He then proceeds to offer up the distribution of his penis in any conversations he has with his friends that involves the subject of a single lady who might be a willing recipient.
Friend A: "Yeah, she said she hasn't been laid in so long. She says she's gonna die soon if she doesn't get some."
Friend B: **Chuckles** "That is hilari..."
cut off mid-sentence by single guy
Single Guy: "What's her name? Where's she live? I'll freaking distribute right now!"
Friend B: **Chuckles** "That is hilari..."
cut off mid-sentence by single guy
Single Guy: "What's her name? Where's she live? I'll freaking distribute right now!"
by Paddywack February 15, 2009
Jun 17 Word of the Day
Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018