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Distribute any kind of resource (time, money... especially these two) in a particularly clumsy/inefficient manner, usually amongst a multitude of possible options.
Like when you have two tests the next day, but have basketball training and it's 2 days before the match, and promised your friend you'd help him/her with the science project, but instead end up watching anime and ignore everyone and everything. Upon learning of this, a friend might comment "You totally distriburtled your time, brah!"
by Blasius Maximus January 12, 2015
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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