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Top definition
Distract Attack
When a parent does literally ANYTHING to
distract
their kid long enough to get something done. EXAMPLE: Making
fart noise
with mouth so your child will
allow you
to put clean clothes on them.
I must
distract attack
my child
so he will let me change his
MOTHERF
***ING PANTS!!!
by
Super Dad Zach
March 01, 2013
Get a
Distract Attack
mug for your Uncle Paul.