A derogatory term used during parties when describing someone who is an ultra lightweight.
"dude im so wasted"
"bro, you had four beers, your such a distefano."
by koolmanwowo July 07, 2009
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a young jewish musician who only replies to his amazing friend lisa's texts when he's bored or about to fall asleep. he also chooses to randomly poke her in the hallways, and then make a run for it before she can even say hi. oh and he also likes her and jschoug's nachos/milkshakes.
-yo i texted that kid, no reply of course!
-such a Brendan DiStefano eh
by annieonniemoose. November 10, 2010
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