Fred - Hey man, how'd it go with that chick last night?
Carl - Dude, that girl was jerking my jizz dispenser till it was empty.
Carl - Dude, that girl was jerking my jizz dispenser till it was empty.
by Donnie Darko shit on my salad December 23, 2010
by Watson Brother January 27, 2004
For tracheotomy victims only. Right after you have taken a fresh load in your mouth and it settles in your throat, you have someone tilt your head back and shoot it right at them thru your throat hole. They'll never see it coming...literally.
by The artist formerly known as Cajun Sprocketer September 26, 2006
When ejaculated in the participant's anus tell them to Bend over (rub hands together) wait till the load comes out like soap & rub it in like you're washing your hands with soap.
by @HotSaucePapi April 09, 2015
"Yeah I did a Japanese Candy Dispenser to that one Asian Chick last night. Getting those gumballs out was hard."
by Funtimesnumber1 November 20, 2011
Guy after big dump: ugh, no, the arts degree dispenser's empty! *rummages thru bag for scrap paper* I hope my actual arts degree is in here.
by HimOfTheSouth September 23, 2011
The act of buying a fruit-like scented Douche', using it. and then putting it in a milk carton and/or jug for unsuspecting humans to drink.
Amy: I bought a Lavender scented Douche the other day.
Gianna: We should totally Pez Dispenser with it.
Random Guy: GROSS!!
Gianna: We should totally Pez Dispenser with it.
Random Guy: GROSS!!
by Thisiswhatithink December 29, 2009