A reference to the fact that the penis discharges semen or jizz - a play on pez dispenser.
Fred - Hey man, how'd it go with that chick last night?

Carl - Dude, that girl was jerking my jizz dispenser till it was empty.
by Donnie Darko shit on my salad December 23, 2010
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To amuse others in an irreverent, spontaneous manner; to lolz
And then I will assume control of class,
And students will be free to dispense sass.
by Watson Brother January 27, 2004
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For tracheotomy victims only. Right after you have taken a fresh load in your mouth and it settles in your throat, you have someone tilt your head back and shoot it right at them thru your throat hole. They'll never see it coming...literally.
Bob tasted some liquid candy from Sutter's Pez Dispenser. Mmmm
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When ejaculated in the participant's anus tell them to Bend over (rub hands together) wait till the load comes out like soap & rub it in like you're washing your hands with soap.
I gave her the dirty soap dispenser then I dried my hands off using her face.
by @HotSaucePapi April 09, 2015
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Where you stick gumballs up an Asian chick's snatch and fish them out with your tongue.
"Yeah I did a Japanese Candy Dispenser to that one Asian Chick last night. Getting those gumballs out was hard."
by Funtimesnumber1 November 20, 2011
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A toilet roll holder. Highlights that the only use for an arts degree is to wipe your bum with it.
Guy after big dump: ugh, no, the arts degree dispenser's empty! *rummages thru bag for scrap paper* I hope my actual arts degree is in here.
by HimOfTheSouth September 23, 2011
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The act of buying a fruit-like scented Douche', using it. and then putting it in a milk carton and/or jug for unsuspecting humans to drink.
Amy: I bought a Lavender scented Douche the other day.
Gianna: We should totally Pez Dispenser with it.
Random Guy: GROSS!!
by Thisiswhatithink December 29, 2009
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