Urban Dictionary: Disorder

A voice in your head that makes you feel depressed, though you can mute it but you don’t really want to

John has Depressed Thought Disorder , so we should help him

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Being EXTREMELY obsessed with Dilmer (Demi Lovato + Wilmer Valderrama). Like; you depent so much on their relationship and just on them being together, that you basically already cry when they breathe.

Person with Dilmer Disorder: Guys I’m crying. Dilmer is in the same room today. I’m totally NOT okay.”

“You’re so obsessed with them. You have a Dilmer Disorder”

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language auditory processing disorder

45 second rule.

* Person A - i have "language auditory processing disorder.."

* person B - you mean the 45 second rule?! ;)

* person A - .............................................yeah!"

by littlejellies September 21, 2011

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Emily Dumb Word Disorder (EDWD)

Is a mental disease that affects the brain and its cells making the person dumb, incapable of functioning, with symptoms like aggresiveness, irresponsabilty, lack of empathy, allucination, jealousy, vengative and untolerant behaviour, obssesive self love and also making deprecating comments to itself , delusion, high ego (almost narcissist or a sociopath ) random and weird behaviour.

1. Emily has the Emily Dumb Word Disorder (EDWD) so she can't function well in class.

2. The Emily Dumb Word Disorder (EDWD) make her very crazy.

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TBGD (The Big Gay Disorder)

The disorder turns straight men homosexual.

Some cases are far worse, however, with some never finding a cure in their entire life.

Person: Hey, he has TBGD (The Big Gay Disorder)!

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text-back disorder

When you simply see the message but don't respond and a pattern forms. It becomes more severe.

"I have a bad case of the text-back disorder"

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The Aryan Disorder

When a person is so underconfident, his mind rejects himself

Aryan: "I can't help it, I am in love with this girl. I need to ask her out but I just can't. No girl can ever love me ever again. I am a fat fuck who will die alone with his body rotting for 2 weeks until the neighbours complain about a bad stench coming from downstairs. I am a fucking loser and can never achieve anything in life."
Abdur: "Dude it looks like you have The Aryan Disorder. You literally hate yourself"

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