a blackened deathcore band made up of two vocalist. who did i mention are in HIGH SCHOOL. with their guitarist and mixer Donny. with their fan base being called "The Holy Ones" based off their song "For I The Holy One".
man 1: yo, have you heard of Dismember The King?
man2: that death metal band based online?
man1 proceeds to dismember man2
man2: that death metal band based online?
man1 proceeds to dismember man2
by tdogino March 02, 2022
The action of chopping off your penis and mailing it to your partner. This tradition is usually used in long distance relationships.
Taylor: Hey babe, I miss you
LeBron: Don't worry, I will dismember myself, you'll be happy soon!
Taylor: Hooray!
LeBron: Don't worry, I will dismember myself, you'll be happy soon!
Taylor: Hooray!
by cutejo March 19, 2025
Half of disabled people are in a Dismember
by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022
Mrs. Lorraina Bobbit dismembered her husband when she cut off his penis and chunked it out the window
by jmtthatsme February 23, 2021