a machine in your kitchen that eats leftovers and gunk off your dinner plates so that you don't have to
Don't rinse them, just put them in the dishwasher.
You don't need to eat it, the dishwasher will eat it for you
You don't need to eat it, the dishwasher will eat it for you
by Billiam Beaver May 19, 2018
1. Something of which you wash your dishes in.
2. Someone who acts arrogant on a forum disregarding how much c0ck he blows.
2. Someone who acts arrogant on a forum disregarding how much c0ck he blows.
1. Man, wish I could afford a dishwasher; that way I won't have to wash the dishes by hand.
2. man, that dishwasher cunt got lolrolleddd.~~~~~~~~
2. man, that dishwasher cunt got lolrolleddd.~~~~~~~~
by Relic > You January 20, 2008
When the pubic hair on your testis gets outrageously long so you acquire a female to lay down and open her mouth. You then insert soap into her mouth and let her swish it around. When she opens her mouth you insert your balls into the loading zone and she bites the hair off your balls to finish the "washing" process.
by ethanjakelover October 31, 2019
by alainnduil September 23, 2010
When a task you enjoyed doing by yourself previously becomes less fun when you're told to do it.
Like when you decide to be a good person and do the dishes, and then your parents ask you to do the dishes. You then no longer want to do the dishes.
Like when you decide to be a good person and do the dishes, and then your parents ask you to do the dishes. You then no longer want to do the dishes.
You: "I was going to clean my room because I wanted to, but then my mom yelled at me to clean my room. Now I don't feel like cleaning it"
Friend: "Man that's the dishwasher effect."
Friend: "Man that's the dishwasher effect."
by JimsGT October 22, 2020
When you place dirty dishes in somebodies dishwasher and they come and re-arrange them as soon as you have done it.
After dinner Karen cleared away the dishes and filled the dishwasher only to have Linda re-arrange them, challanging Karen to Dishwasher Chess.
by Spike Morrison November 08, 2009
The unsavory fluid, mostly water, left in upturned glassware, measuring cups and the crevasses of other items found in a dishwasher after full completion of a wash cycle. This fluid contains sediment, particles and other dissolved elements freed from these items during cleansing. On occasion these elements, though visible, cannot be linked to any food substance known to have been present at the time of the machine's loading.
GROSS! Everything in the machine turned upside down. Now I've got to dump all this nasty "dishwasher chum." out and rerun it all!
by Betharoni August 06, 2011