When a female puts soap into her vagina thinking she's cleaning it but really giving herself a higher chance of getting a yeast infection.
by SARAHBEAR114 January 16, 2016
When you blow a load in a chicks mouth, then punch them in the face until some teeth fall out then shake their head around then they spit it out, wallah a dishwasher.
by SpankieSpanks January 05, 2007
A very horrible/annoying person. I personally call people dishwashers and they take it as a compliment, but you’re the only one that knows what it means 😉
by RestInTidePods September 17, 2018
Maura- "Hey Mike, you wanna go out on a date on Saturday?"
Mike- "Nah thanks. I have some dishwashing to catch up on."
Maura- "Oh, I totally understand."
*goes and washes dishes.*
Mike- "Nah thanks. I have some dishwashing to catch up on."
Maura- "Oh, I totally understand."
*goes and washes dishes.*
by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009
an "insult" used by pick me girls and men of lower iq than the average. It's supposed to hurt girls for like, doing pretty much anything, and when you complain about it, they say it's DaRk HuMoR. of course, these people can't make you laugh even if you paid them. the comebacks for it are few and not powerful, but you don't even need one because these people just dig their own comedic hole the time they say it. anyway, a lot of people answer with "ok wallet" or "kill all men 2020", the last one is great because it offends them. after using it, you're supposed to hit them with the BUT IT'S DARK HUMOR SNOWFLAKE YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE
"ok but why is my dishwasher talking"
"i know you're asking me to stop disrespecting you but shut up dishwasher"
"i know you're asking me to stop disrespecting you but shut up dishwasher"
by sprinklesprankle July 29, 2020
by bangers-n-mash September 08, 2019
We were having a great time until that asshole started dishwashing me in the shower.
I'm never hanging out with that fuckin dishwasher again.
I'm never hanging out with that fuckin dishwasher again.
by jacobhottberry December 06, 2010