A person who collects used condoms and cleans them out by effectively sucking the semen from the insides.

A. When you are unsure if the dishes in the dishwasher are clean or dirty and you have to open the dishwasher to find out.

B. When you expect to find clean dishes in the dishwasher, but you open it to find dirty dishes.

When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless

verb. Excuse given when you cant come into work because you have a job interview or you are meeting a hot Asian girl.

A tablet that you put in the dishwasher to make the dishes clean. It also makes you really want to eat it but you can't because you will die if you do. It is also Sam's weapon of choice. He put it in his mother's smoothie before she went to yoga because she used to beat him. She beat him every day until she died.

When you get your wife too drunk to have sex.

Getting your wife drunk!