The process of licking the males semen and directly squirting it onto your own food as dressing.

The act of pouring dish soap into a zip-lock bag, then a male will pull out his penis and fuck the soap (Chafing may occur).

The act of hiding behind a shower curtain while person, or persons is going to the bathroom while viciously shadow jerking. When person is about to wash their hands, jump out and ejaculate on hands of person screaming FOR THE MOTHERLAND!

Verb - the act of when a man is having sex with a woman and pulls out right before he climaxes and ejaculates either on top of said woman’s labia, in between her breasts, or in between her butt cheeks, then the man lays his erection down into the pool of seaman and proceeds to thrust in between either crevice until he turns flaccid.

You're in the tub and there's jus a lil bit of water in there, your girl comes in and you go on top and she's slidin' like a wet soapdish

When yur getting the dome in the kitchen and you blast yur alfredo sauce into the dishwasher