Disexia is a mental disorder that makes idiotic teenagers, children, adults, and tweens defend their piss-poor logic with even worse arguments, and makes them think that they are truly the center of our universe. this is also the flaw that turns them into something we call Karens. It also makes them absolutely sure that they are the smartest, prettiest, most important and funniest beings alive, but also need to beg for constant reassurance and compliments.

They do this by:

-Begging for attention
-wearing incredibly skimpy clothes just for the attention
-demanding refunds for things they have not bought yet to managers
-saying self-deprecating things on social media / to their friend group
-asking if they look pretty in whatever they're wearing.

When people with this disorder are caught being a Karen, they defend themselves by making up excuses like "I'm misunderstood", "I have x disorder" (which has usually nothing to do with the current topic at hand), or "you're just jealous." If you discover that one of your friends has Disexia, I very much encourage you to disassociate, because this disease is mildly contagious. Soon, you will be asking for the managers.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk