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The God of STD's, hemorrhoids and other sicknesses that dampen your day. Giving a prayer every now and then to Diseasus will greatly increase your resilience to harmful shit.
Guy 1: Did you see the whore I rammed this morning? Good thing Diseasus is my homeboy.
by Pantyninja85 February 09, 2010
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May 28 Word of the Day
A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.
by Solinium May 30, 2008
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