Top definition
1. To improperly use a word (v.); 2. To refer to something as something that it is not (v.); 3. The false attribution of a definition to a word (n.).
-Isn't it ironic how we both ended up wearing a blue striped shirt to work today?
-No, it's coincidental. Way to discrempelate.
-No, it's coincidental. Way to discrempelate.
by RJAFH January 18, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018