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Discourse is when there’s a meltdown, a bad take being rted, a good take being debated for no goddamned reason, a new trend or template that has caught everyone
Can't wait for the new discourse this saturday
by commissar_nik January 08, 2021
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Their discourse was widely varied; they discussed everything from Chaucer to ice fishing.
by Danny_Luv17 January 27, 2008
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An English term the nobody understands.
"No students what is the discourse of this piece of text" . . . . . . . . WTF!
by Wadup February 27, 2005
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The act of slapping two penises together. Learned people (that's "learNED" pronounced with two syllables, boyee) often use the word "discourse" because they do not want to offend anyone by actually saying "slapping two penises together."
Eagleton is invoking an ethical obligation on the part of the intellectual to speak for, but also to, those whose consciousness is lagging behind whatever Hegelian discourse of utopian progress is being espoused.

I had a discourse with your mom last night.
by bigtrick October 29, 2006
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the word your english teacher says sometimes and you haven't got a fucking clue what he's on about
nerd: modern discourses
steve: your fucking gay
by taller than you kk ty February 04, 2009
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