Ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

One of those rare and wonderful words that means exactly what it sounds like. There is no word more onomatopoeic to confusion than discombobulate.

Also, a one-word admonition to Robert for being tardy to a seventies dance party.

To confuse, puzzle, perplex, baffle, mystify, bewilder, confound.

Confused, messed up, not in place

A simultaneous smack to both ears.

To throw into a state of confussion.