Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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What my mother calls me when I get a B on my geometry test before she makes me sleep outside
Mom: Robert! Get in here! You got a B? What a disappointment to this family. Go outside and sleep in the cold.

*I proceed to grab my teddy bear and Bible and go outside to appease my crazed mother*

*I also slap myself repeatively while self-scolding myself for my sins against my mother*
by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 03, 2018
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Spending eight hours editing a YouTube video only to have it get 26 views.
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by Ry703 May 13, 2019
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The feeling you get when you uncap a pen and it doesn't turn into a sword
* uncaps pen* dangit! That was a disappointment!* crys*
by Persassy27 March 19, 2017
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The overwhelming feeling you get when you notice all of the recent "Word of the Days" aren't funny, uncreative, or just don't make sense.
Everytime I go to UD I feel disappointment after reading all of the new words.
by A Pony Named Wibbles January 12, 2012
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