Running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

The emotion that you feel when your Urban Dictionary definition gets rejected.

What my mother calls me when I get a B on my geometry test before she makes me sleep outside

Spending eight hours editing a YouTube video only to have it get 26 views.

The feeling you get when you uncap a pen and it doesn't turn into a sword

The overwhelming feeling you get when you notice all of the recent "Word of the Days" aren't funny, uncreative, or just don't make sense.