A person who likes to believe eating three portions of chips and pizzas is a body building diet. this person will also believe he can make his boobs dance out of pure muscle, but in reality is it only man boobs. this person will come in a form of a virgin who wants other people to think he is straight, so he pretends to perv up girls. you can spot this person by looking for back fat and twitchy eyebrows

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.