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When a woman reaches the age of 30 and becomes an insatiable nymphomaniac.
Susie hit her Dirty Thirty, and now there's no stopping her!
by coryn_wants June 22, 2011
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The age at which single women without children realise that their biological clock is ticking, As a consequence they may lower their standards and increase their willingness to perform sexual acts as a matter of desperation in order to find a mate/sexual partner. They may also attempt to hook up with younger males as an attempt to elongate their youth.

The expression almost always refers to women, as men are thought to always be in this state.
"Lets go to club x and pull some dirty thirties..."
by MacTheKinife February 24, 2010
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A case of Keystone Light beer. 30 cans... Popular at high school and college parties because of the beverage's affordable cost in comparison to other beers. The term "dirty thirty" was coined in reference to the beer's lackluster if not downright "dirty" taste, and quantity of 30 cans of beer in the package. Despite its shortcomings, eager drunkards across the great u.s. of a. are willing keep their costs down on the shillings to shitfaced (s.t.s.) ratio scale so that the former number can be achieved for a lower price.
"Hey Tom's house is open tonight. I'm going to swing by the Shell and pick up a dirty thirty."

"Alright Ladies, this dirty thirty is on the house!"
by mr.toyota December 10, 2007
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The neighborhoods of 30th - 39th Avenue located in East Oakland CA. Home to perhaps the largest Latino community in Oakland as it's streets are commonly filled with Mexican Reastaraunts, Taquerias, Taco Trucks, Panaderias, and Mexican Supermercados.
What it do? You wanna hit up the dirty thirties tonight holmes?
by Blasphemous[Deity] June 28, 2006
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A thirty minute power nap that also includes masterbation.
Dude, I need a dirty thirty before we go out tonight!
by partytime2009 December 23, 2009
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