When a girl lies on her back legs up & the guy squats(catchers position). While thrusting and yelling like a monkey, the guy discreetly shits in his hand & throws it in her face.

When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.

When a male/female hangs from something(high bar) and shits into another persons mouth.

a "dirty monkey" is someone who will fuck just about anybody, anywhere, at anytime, in any hole. In addition, a dirty monkey never says no to fucking no matter how nasty the partner.

When a person scratches their ass then picks their nose.

While having sex just before you bust a nut you have to pull out, skeet on her face, and then take your large handful of pre-shaved pubes from the bedside and rub it all around her face while yelling "DIRTY MONKEY!"

It is slightly complicated because you must do a little preparation work with a razor so that your pile of pubes is ready at the percise moment -- but don't worry its worth it.

Basically, the white trash girls you see on Jerry Springer, who have tramp stamps (tattoos on the small of their back), who drink and party way too much, who are sorta white trash hot be could have been really hot had they not lived a life of abuse and drama. They love to party and have sex with whomever will pay attention to them. Usually seen on back of Harley's, having sex on bed of pickup in front of the bar, or passed out in the corner of the bar.